Jason says "read this blog!"
Just when I'm about to sign the DNR papers for this blog something comes along and inspires me to write another post. One of these days Jason Segel will come to his senses and beg me to befriend him. I just hope he isn't waiting to see the 365th reason. It may take years.



365 Reasons Why...An Explanation

Well, hello there (said in a very sexy voice). You're looking quite lovely today. Welcome to my blog. Feel free to take off your shoes and get comfortable, maybe leave a comment or two. This started out as kind of a funny thing to do after I blew a phone conversation with Jason, but I've found I really enjoy writing every day and researching new and interesting things about my future BFF. In January I met Jason at a comedy club and the few words we shared only reinforced my belief that he and I would get along famously. As a dear friend of mine recently said, "why wouldn't he want to be friends with you - you're awesome!" Perhaps the 365 reasons in this blog may just convince Jason of what I already know to be true: separately, our awesomeness is great; combined, it may be enough to take over the world. If you want to be one of my esteemed followers, simply click on the 'follow' button toward the bottom of the page. Come on, you know you want to.



Sunday, December 6, 2009

Reason 6

I am an excellent roadtrip companion. Maps don't stump me, I'm satisfied by Oberto meat sticks and Donettes from the gas station, I know tons of car games and I can be a master DJ when needed. I also love to drive and can stay focused for hours, in case you need a nap. A few years ago after a long day at Disneyland, my friend, Ryan, and I decided to drive to Vegas for the hell of it. We made the long drive by consuming a few Red Bulls (which I think taste suspiciously like Sweet Tarts) and taking a brief nap at a rest stop. Nothing stops me from tackling the open road and feeling the wind in my hair. Start planning a trip, Jason!
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