Jason says "read this blog!"
Just when I'm about to sign the DNR papers for this blog something comes along and inspires me to write another post. One of these days Jason Segel will come to his senses and beg me to befriend him. I just hope he isn't waiting to see the 365th reason. It may take years.



365 Reasons Why...An Explanation

Well, hello there (said in a very sexy voice). You're looking quite lovely today. Welcome to my blog. Feel free to take off your shoes and get comfortable, maybe leave a comment or two. This started out as kind of a funny thing to do after I blew a phone conversation with Jason, but I've found I really enjoy writing every day and researching new and interesting things about my future BFF. In January I met Jason at a comedy club and the few words we shared only reinforced my belief that he and I would get along famously. As a dear friend of mine recently said, "why wouldn't he want to be friends with you - you're awesome!" Perhaps the 365 reasons in this blog may just convince Jason of what I already know to be true: separately, our awesomeness is great; combined, it may be enough to take over the world. If you want to be one of my esteemed followers, simply click on the 'follow' button toward the bottom of the page. Come on, you know you want to.



Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Reason 43


Reality TV. A few years ago the television landscape in America changed forever when the whole country got swept away by Richard Hatch's naked body and Susan Hawk's venomous words on "Survivor." Since then a few other reality shows, some brilliant, some appalling, have clawed their way into viewers' hearts. Now, I won't admit this to just anyone, but since we're friends, Jason, I feel comfortable telling you that I am a bit of a reality TV whore. I'm certainly not up to Kathy Griffin par, but almost everything I TiVo happens to be a reality show. I say bring on the top models, morbidly obese and aspiring designers. Make way for vindictive girlfriends, bicurious fame mongers and long-forgotten celebrities who desperately want to make a buck or two. I won't judge you, Jason, if you hunger for Tool Academy or take delight in the vapidness of the Girls Next Door. Do know, however, that once you turn 30 you are no longer allowed to savor any show on MTV. It just isn't respectable.

As a side note, I did catch the 100th episode of HIMYM, despite it not being anchored in "reality," and enjoyed it immensely. Your leprechaun voice may haunt me for weeks, though.

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