Farmville neighbors. Despite my wariness at some forms of technology (see Reason 40), I have fallen down the Facebook rabbit hole, gleefully posting daily status updates, sharing vacation pics with my network of friends, and spending way too much time playing the ridiculously addictive FarmVille. What really irks me, though, is the game's refusal to let me expand my farm until I have another neighbor. What's the point of slaving away, tilling the soil and planting crops to amass hundreds of thousands of dollars if I can't actually spend the virtual cash to make my farm even bigger? This is where you come in, Jason. Here are your instructions for the night: 1. Cut a hole in a box. Wait, that's a different set of instructions. Ok, 1. Email me for my real name 2.Log on to Facebook 3.Conduct a thorough search for me 4. Send me a friend request 5.Wait with bated breath for me to approve said friend request 6.Send me a FarmVille neighbor request 7.Dance a happy jig around your living room when we become neighbors, knowing that you have made this lady extremely happy. I don't think this is too much to ask, do you? I even promise to send you the occasional cow, pear tree or seasonal fireworks display.
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