Stress-free traffic companion. Now, I have spent a fair amount of time in your hometown of Los Angeles and one thing I always associate with my travels there is the traffic. As your friend I am sure I will have many opportunities to sit in that traffic with you, and I assure you that I will never get frustrated with the idiot drivers who slow down for no apparent reason and back up I-5 for days. Occasionally I may call someone a fuck head for weaving in and out of lanes, trying in vain to get ahead of everyone, but really just ending up exactly where they started. That moment of frustration will pass as quickly as it comes, though, and I will return to exuding a sense of calm and harmony that will envelop us until we arrive at our destination.
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