Jason says "read this blog!"
Just when I'm about to sign the DNR papers for this blog something comes along and inspires me to write another post. One of these days Jason Segel will come to his senses and beg me to befriend him. I just hope he isn't waiting to see the 365th reason. It may take years.



365 Reasons Why...An Explanation

Well, hello there (said in a very sexy voice). You're looking quite lovely today. Welcome to my blog. Feel free to take off your shoes and get comfortable, maybe leave a comment or two. This started out as kind of a funny thing to do after I blew a phone conversation with Jason, but I've found I really enjoy writing every day and researching new and interesting things about my future BFF. In January I met Jason at a comedy club and the few words we shared only reinforced my belief that he and I would get along famously. As a dear friend of mine recently said, "why wouldn't he want to be friends with you - you're awesome!" Perhaps the 365 reasons in this blog may just convince Jason of what I already know to be true: separately, our awesomeness is great; combined, it may be enough to take over the world. If you want to be one of my esteemed followers, simply click on the 'follow' button toward the bottom of the page. Come on, you know you want to.



Sunday, January 24, 2010

Reason 55


Stress-free traffic companion. Now, I have spent a fair amount of time in your hometown of Los Angeles and one thing I always associate with my travels there is the traffic. As your friend I am sure I will have many opportunities to sit in that traffic with you, and I assure you that I will never get frustrated with the idiot drivers who slow down for no apparent reason and back up I-5 for days. Occasionally I may call someone a fuck head for weaving in and out of lanes, trying in vain to get ahead of everyone, but really just ending up exactly where they started. That moment of frustration will pass as quickly as it comes, though, and I will return to exuding a sense of calm and harmony that will envelop us until we arrive at our destination.

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