Jason says "read this blog!"
Just when I'm about to sign the DNR papers for this blog something comes along and inspires me to write another post. One of these days Jason Segel will come to his senses and beg me to befriend him. I just hope he isn't waiting to see the 365th reason. It may take years.



365 Reasons Why...An Explanation

Well, hello there (said in a very sexy voice). You're looking quite lovely today. Welcome to my blog. Feel free to take off your shoes and get comfortable, maybe leave a comment or two. This started out as kind of a funny thing to do after I blew a phone conversation with Jason, but I've found I really enjoy writing every day and researching new and interesting things about my future BFF. In January I met Jason at a comedy club and the few words we shared only reinforced my belief that he and I would get along famously. As a dear friend of mine recently said, "why wouldn't he want to be friends with you - you're awesome!" Perhaps the 365 reasons in this blog may just convince Jason of what I already know to be true: separately, our awesomeness is great; combined, it may be enough to take over the world. If you want to be one of my esteemed followers, simply click on the 'follow' button toward the bottom of the page. Come on, you know you want to.



Sunday, April 11, 2010

Reason 132

Rain. I'm not sure how it happened, but somewhere along the way Seattle became saddled with a reputation for being a place frequented by precipitation. My hometown doesn't see as much rainfall as a number of other American cities (hello, Buffalo!) and the rain we do get certainly isn't of the torrential downpour variety, so it's a bit perplexing that our claim to fame is weather. Oh, and Starbucks. Looking outside at this very moment, I see clear skies, just like yesterday and the day before that. Of course, I'd hate for people to get the wrong idea - it can get pretty wet around here. One year it rained for over 100 days in a row, and I think we are the only state in the continental U.S. that has an honest to goodness rain forest, so don't start planning a move here quite yet (we don't take too kindly to strangers). Since I grew up in this legendarily rain-soaked city, I am accustomed to getting spit on from above. Unlike folks in southern California who scurry inside upon seeing the first raindrop, people around here simply throw on some REI-approved gear when it starts to mist or sprinkle or pour and then they get on with their lives. Nothing would ever get done otherwise, I guess. So, Jason, if it ever starts to rain when we are galavanting around town I will simply turn my face to the sky and soak in the incredible feeling of being baptized by the universe, then pull my hood up and soldier on. I may not like pina coladas, but I definately don't mind getting caught in the rain. Hopefully, you don't either.

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