Jason says "read this blog!"
Just when I'm about to sign the DNR papers for this blog something comes along and inspires me to write another post. One of these days Jason Segel will come to his senses and beg me to befriend him. I just hope he isn't waiting to see the 365th reason. It may take years.



365 Reasons Why...An Explanation

Well, hello there (said in a very sexy voice). You're looking quite lovely today. Welcome to my blog. Feel free to take off your shoes and get comfortable, maybe leave a comment or two. This started out as kind of a funny thing to do after I blew a phone conversation with Jason, but I've found I really enjoy writing every day and researching new and interesting things about my future BFF. In January I met Jason at a comedy club and the few words we shared only reinforced my belief that he and I would get along famously. As a dear friend of mine recently said, "why wouldn't he want to be friends with you - you're awesome!" Perhaps the 365 reasons in this blog may just convince Jason of what I already know to be true: separately, our awesomeness is great; combined, it may be enough to take over the world. If you want to be one of my esteemed followers, simply click on the 'follow' button toward the bottom of the page. Come on, you know you want to.



Monday, August 23, 2010

Reason 263

Summer driving. I have never been a high-maintenance girl when it comes to my outward appearance. Not to say I walk around looking like doody all the time, but I am not one of those women who feels naked without makeup or throws a hissy fit if her hair is askew. This is especially helpful during Seattle's summer months when it is generally too warm to keep the car windows up but not hot enough to merit cranking up the A/C. Having air conditioning in a house is pretty unheard of in this part of the country (well, until climate change reared its ugly head) and I can't remember a single instance of pumping cold air into the car until I visited my friend Claire in Arizona after college, so it makes sense that I've always opted for a tumbleweed of knotted hair come July instead of a perfect 'do at the expense of a sweat-soaked t-shirt. I'm assuming, Jason, that as an L.A. native you're a fan of turning on the A/C, but if we're ever cruising around town together and you get the sudden urge to feel the wind in your luscious locks and do that weird thing where you cut the air with your hand in a serpentine motion, I won't stop you from dropping the windows down. In fact, my right arm would appreciate the chance to finally turn the same sun-kissed color as my left one.

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