Reason 102

A shaved head. Jason, I desperately hope you will never be stricken with cancer or some other strange disease that makes all of your hair fall out, but if you are I will happily shave my head in solidarity, despite the odd shape of my noggin' and the various bumps and divets that are currently hidden by my luscious locks. Now, don't go thinking I am the most magnanimous and least vain person you will ever befriend. Well, go ahead and think that if you want. Truth be told, I have always been intrigued by the idea of shaving off all of my hair, and your life-threatening illness would grant me the perfect opportunity to transform my 'do into something resembling a baby chick's fuzzy backside. So, if you ever get that devastating call from your doctor, feel free to swing by my place with some clippers. Who knows, maybe I'll look just as good as Demi Moore or Natalie Portman. And if not, I will graciously put up with your barbs about phrenology and cult member status and aliens - anything to take your mind off the disease I know you'll overcome. Afterall, good friends also have faith in one another.