Jason says "read this blog!"
Just when I'm about to sign the DNR papers for this blog something comes along and inspires me to write another post. One of these days Jason Segel will come to his senses and beg me to befriend him. I just hope he isn't waiting to see the 365th reason. It may take years.



365 Reasons Why...An Explanation

Well, hello there (said in a very sexy voice). You're looking quite lovely today. Welcome to my blog. Feel free to take off your shoes and get comfortable, maybe leave a comment or two. This started out as kind of a funny thing to do after I blew a phone conversation with Jason, but I've found I really enjoy writing every day and researching new and interesting things about my future BFF. In January I met Jason at a comedy club and the few words we shared only reinforced my belief that he and I would get along famously. As a dear friend of mine recently said, "why wouldn't he want to be friends with you - you're awesome!" Perhaps the 365 reasons in this blog may just convince Jason of what I already know to be true: separately, our awesomeness is great; combined, it may be enough to take over the world. If you want to be one of my esteemed followers, simply click on the 'follow' button toward the bottom of the page. Come on, you know you want to.



Saturday, March 6, 2010

Reason 95

Two words: Beth's Cafe. This hole-in-the-wall restaurant has been a mecca for Seattleites since 1954, and it would be my pleasure, Jason, to introduce you to it. Beth's is known for its breakfast (the burgers and such on the menu are really just to placate the crabbiest of diners), especially the 12-egg omelets (!) and bottomless hash browns. Yep, I said bottomless. Not that anyone could polish off more than one plate of the delectably greasy, yet crispy, shredded taters. Still, it's comforting to know the option is available. Beth's is open 24 hours a day, making it the perfect place to crash after a late show or a great way to cancel out the calorie defecit you built up by walking around nearby Greenlake. The waitstaff look like they stepped out of a magazine that profiles the hippest of the hip urban 20-somethings, yet they are friendly to everyone and genuinely appear to enjoy their jobs. The prices are reasonable, the plates are heaping, and customers are even encouraged to create their own art while waiting for the cook to yell "order up!" Most of the colorful masterpieces are taped to the wall, creating one giant mural that entertains and constantly evolves, to the delight of everyone who stops by. I'm sure the hostess would be happy to add your Crayola insights to the wall, Jason. I think a picture of us dining with Kermit and Piggy would fit right in with the rest of the craziness.

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