Fashion advice. Oh, Jason, where to begin? I was fotunate enough to see you perform twice on Saturday as part of Sketchfest and, while you were hilariously fantastic, I must admit I was distracted by your "outfit". Let's start at the bottom. Those shoes have got to go, my friend. They look more like slippers that belong on an Italian version of Hugh Hefner than on a dapper man like yourself. The jeans were fine, so hang onto those. The button-down shirt under your coat? Fine as well. But, oh that coat. It looks like the unfortunate offspring of a trenchcoat and a blazer. At least keep it unbuttoned if you do wear it so it doesn't look like your about to pull a Hulk and bust out of it. I'd hate to make
you angry. The black ski hat? Not really appropriate for the indoors. It's not like it was chilly in that theater. And the fashion faux pas do not stop there. During a recorded HIYMY interview I noticed you wearing white socks with black dress shoes and a suit. It was almost like a three car pile-up that I couldn't tear my eyes away from. All of this may sound harsh, but you are a good lookin' guy, Jason, and I just want you to look your best. Feel free to call me if you need a stylist...especially before your next red carpet event. I shudder to think what may happen without me.
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