Jason says "read this blog!"
Just when I'm about to sign the DNR papers for this blog something comes along and inspires me to write another post. One of these days Jason Segel will come to his senses and beg me to befriend him. I just hope he isn't waiting to see the 365th reason. It may take years.



365 Reasons Why...An Explanation

Well, hello there (said in a very sexy voice). You're looking quite lovely today. Welcome to my blog. Feel free to take off your shoes and get comfortable, maybe leave a comment or two. This started out as kind of a funny thing to do after I blew a phone conversation with Jason, but I've found I really enjoy writing every day and researching new and interesting things about my future BFF. In January I met Jason at a comedy club and the few words we shared only reinforced my belief that he and I would get along famously. As a dear friend of mine recently said, "why wouldn't he want to be friends with you - you're awesome!" Perhaps the 365 reasons in this blog may just convince Jason of what I already know to be true: separately, our awesomeness is great; combined, it may be enough to take over the world. If you want to be one of my esteemed followers, simply click on the 'follow' button toward the bottom of the page. Come on, you know you want to.



Monday, February 1, 2010

Reason 60

Fashion advice. Oh, Jason, where to begin? I was fotunate enough to see you perform twice on Saturday as part of Sketchfest and, while you were hilariously fantastic, I must admit I was distracted by your "outfit". Let's start at the bottom. Those shoes have got to go, my friend. They look more like slippers that belong on an Italian version of Hugh Hefner than on a dapper man like yourself. The jeans were fine, so hang onto those. The button-down shirt under your coat? Fine as well. But, oh that coat. It looks like the unfortunate offspring of a trenchcoat and a blazer. At least keep it unbuttoned if you do wear it so it doesn't look like your about to pull a Hulk and bust out of it. I'd hate to make you angry. The black ski hat? Not really appropriate for the indoors. It's not like it was chilly in that theater. And the fashion faux pas do not stop there. During a recorded HIYMY interview I noticed you wearing white socks with black dress shoes and a suit. It was almost like a three car pile-up that I couldn't tear my eyes away from. All of this may sound harsh, but you are a good lookin' guy, Jason, and I just want you to look your best. Feel free to call me if you need a stylist...especially before your next red carpet event. I shudder to think what may happen without me.

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