Reason 70

Attractive women. Rumor has it one can find a plethora of attractive, albeit artificially enhanced, woman roaming the streets of Los Angeles every hour of the day and night. Years ago I made peace with the idea that I will never be one of those women who make men's eyes bulge out of their heads while accompanied by an "a-ooga" sound. I will never stop traffic, except perhaps by tripping while crossing the street, and no one will write epic love poems about my beauty. This self-acceptance allows me to hold my own in a room full of gorgeous ladies, dazzling those around me with my intelligence, honesty and charm instead of flawless skin, big boobs and a waist that disappears when I turn sideways. So, Jason, go ahead and point out attractive women when we are hanging out. I will never scold you for ogling the lovely ladies that walk by us. Hell, I may even point out a few and encourage you to chat them up. Just don't expect me to wipe up your drool. Even a dedicated wingman has to draw the line somewhere.