Reason 81

Broadway musicals. The neon lights really are bright on Broadway and I just can't burn my retinas enough. Whether in Seattle, New York, or some podunk town in between, I love the musical theater experience. My wonderful father took me to my first show when I was eight or nine and, after seeing that little red-headed moppet dance around the stage with her bald sugar daddy, I was hooked. Jason, you have mentioned your love of musicals in a few interviews, so let me emphatically state I will go see shows with you any time, anywhere. Well, maybe not on a school night because if I stay out late I'll be a mess at work the next day. And maybe not outside of the greater Seattle area because I can't afford to just be buying plane tickets left and right, even for someone as fabulous as you. And probably not if the show has gotten terrible reviews because I have no interest in wasting my time or my money on no-talent hacks who stumble over uninspired lines. So, I guess if you happen to be in my town or I happen to be in your town and there is something playing that both critics and friends have raved about, then I would love to be your date for a night out at the theater. Just give me a call and we can experience that fabled "magic in the air" together.