Jason says "read this blog!"
Just when I'm about to sign the DNR papers for this blog something comes along and inspires me to write another post. One of these days Jason Segel will come to his senses and beg me to befriend him. I just hope he isn't waiting to see the 365th reason. It may take years.



365 Reasons Why...An Explanation

Well, hello there (said in a very sexy voice). You're looking quite lovely today. Welcome to my blog. Feel free to take off your shoes and get comfortable, maybe leave a comment or two. This started out as kind of a funny thing to do after I blew a phone conversation with Jason, but I've found I really enjoy writing every day and researching new and interesting things about my future BFF. In January I met Jason at a comedy club and the few words we shared only reinforced my belief that he and I would get along famously. As a dear friend of mine recently said, "why wouldn't he want to be friends with you - you're awesome!" Perhaps the 365 reasons in this blog may just convince Jason of what I already know to be true: separately, our awesomeness is great; combined, it may be enough to take over the world. If you want to be one of my esteemed followers, simply click on the 'follow' button toward the bottom of the page. Come on, you know you want to.



Thursday, February 25, 2010

Reason 86

Pleasant perrenials. Yes, it's cliche to say people should stop and smell the roses, but I admit to actually doing just that on a regular basis. If I'm out and about and happen to pass by a blooming rosebush, I do stop and take a whiff, if only to remind myself how lucky I am to be surrounded by such beauty. You may have heard that it rains a bit in Seattle, making our lives quite dreary for many months of the year. Fortunately, another result of all that precipitation is an abundance of gorgeous gardens come springtime. In general, I am a pretty laid back person, so I also stop to smell the roses in a metaphorical sense. I rarely stress out, taking things as they come and reminding myself I only have control over myself, not those negative Nellies who often seem to outnumber those glass-half-full folks. In fact, if I was a song I think I'd be "49th Street Bridge Song" by Simon & Garfunkel because most days I try "to make the mornin' last" and I just about always feel "groovy" (no psychotropic drugs needed).You seem pretty chill yourself, Jason, which makes for one more thing we have in common. On those rare occasions when one of us gets stressed out, we could talk the other person down from the ledge and lead them into a garden of roses. Go ahead and inhale, Jason. It's one of the only legal highs we have left.

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