The sexy parts. On Saturday you perfomed with a gaggle of other funny folks, reading excerpts of celebrity autobiographies. I use the term 'celebrity' very loosely. First up was your own selection from David Cassidy's opus that detailed his mixed emotions about sleeping with costar Susan Dey. Afterall, she was like a sister to him and sleeping with your sister is, in most cultures, just really gross. Next you had a small, but pivotal, part as an actor whom Loni Anderson had an affair with while married to Burt Reynolds. The third piece was your interpretation of Tommy Lee's words, all of which had to do with sex. As a side note, I thought you were reading from Tommy Lee Jones's autobiography and was so confused as to why he would be writing about threesomes and sex while driving. I mean, he's old. The last book you read from was written by the Jonas brothers. It's no surprise that there were absolutely no references to sex in that one. Overall, though, there seemed to be a theme and, I must admit, I approve wholeheartedly. Why else would someone read a celebrity autobiography if not for the salacious bits? Keep that in mind when you write your life story, Jason. When it comes down to it, all we want is some smut...and maybe a stiff drink or two.
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