Jason says "read this blog!"
Just when I'm about to sign the DNR papers for this blog something comes along and inspires me to write another post. One of these days Jason Segel will come to his senses and beg me to befriend him. I just hope he isn't waiting to see the 365th reason. It may take years.



365 Reasons Why...An Explanation

Well, hello there (said in a very sexy voice). You're looking quite lovely today. Welcome to my blog. Feel free to take off your shoes and get comfortable, maybe leave a comment or two. This started out as kind of a funny thing to do after I blew a phone conversation with Jason, but I've found I really enjoy writing every day and researching new and interesting things about my future BFF. In January I met Jason at a comedy club and the few words we shared only reinforced my belief that he and I would get along famously. As a dear friend of mine recently said, "why wouldn't he want to be friends with you - you're awesome!" Perhaps the 365 reasons in this blog may just convince Jason of what I already know to be true: separately, our awesomeness is great; combined, it may be enough to take over the world. If you want to be one of my esteemed followers, simply click on the 'follow' button toward the bottom of the page. Come on, you know you want to.



Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Reason 72

Skype. What an incredible invention this Skype is, bringing friends and family members together across the miles and encouraging couples the world over to get their voyeuristic freak on. I'm not suggesting we video conference in our underwear, Jason. Rather, if you ever need someone to run lines with I'd be more than happy to answer my laptop's incoming call. I actually have quite a bit of acting experience. In kindergarten I played a section of a caterpillar; in middle school I was Bagheera in The Jungle Book; and in high school I shined in my most beloved role to date - Professor Harold Hill in The Music Man. You may snicker, but I looked pretty dapper in my dad's suit and my rendition of "Seventy-Six Trombones" is still ringing through that auditorium. 

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