Jason says "read this blog!"
Just when I'm about to sign the DNR papers for this blog something comes along and inspires me to write another post. One of these days Jason Segel will come to his senses and beg me to befriend him. I just hope he isn't waiting to see the 365th reason. It may take years.



365 Reasons Why...An Explanation

Well, hello there (said in a very sexy voice). You're looking quite lovely today. Welcome to my blog. Feel free to take off your shoes and get comfortable, maybe leave a comment or two. This started out as kind of a funny thing to do after I blew a phone conversation with Jason, but I've found I really enjoy writing every day and researching new and interesting things about my future BFF. In January I met Jason at a comedy club and the few words we shared only reinforced my belief that he and I would get along famously. As a dear friend of mine recently said, "why wouldn't he want to be friends with you - you're awesome!" Perhaps the 365 reasons in this blog may just convince Jason of what I already know to be true: separately, our awesomeness is great; combined, it may be enough to take over the world. If you want to be one of my esteemed followers, simply click on the 'follow' button toward the bottom of the page. Come on, you know you want to.



Monday, February 1, 2010

Reason 63

Designated driver/walker. So, in the last post I mentioned you were a bit tipsy after Saturday's second show. I was being kind. Jason, you were so drunk when I saw you on the street that I was worried you may fall over if you walked more than a block. Unfortunately for you, I was so hopped up on happiness at having met you THREE times that night that it wasn't until I was 2 blocks away that I realized you may have needed someone to walk you back to your hotel. Perhaps if I had been an R.A. in college I would have been more on top of things. Well, I tossed and turned all night, partly from excitement and partly from genuine concern about your well-being. I desperately hope that some skanky groupie didn't take advantage of your inebriated state, lead you back to her place, and convince you to leave something other than your heart in San Francisco. The moral of the story is this, Jason: if you plan on getting wasted while in an unfamiliar city, please make sure you have someone waiting in the wings to walk or drive you home. Preferably that someone will be me, but I won't be too picky when it comes to your safety.

No comments:

Post a Comment