Reason 174

Computer expertise. No, mother boards and lines of code do not get me all hot and bothered, so don't come crying to me, Jason, when your hard drive crashes and the script you've been slaving over for the past three months suddenly disappears into the technological ether. What I can offer you, though, is the service of my extremely knowledgeable best friend who has a PhD in computer science and can seemingly fix just about any affliction that befalls your Mac. He spends most of his time doing cutting edge research around super cool stuff that will change the way the world uses technology (or so he tells me), but he can also locate lost files, set up stubborn wireless accessories, and wipe all traces of scandalous emails from your computer's memory. I'd be happy to pimp Steve out in exchange for some quality time with you, perhaps frollicking at the dog park, people watching in Venice Beach, or whomping you in several rounds of Boggle while the lilting sounds of Van Morrison float forth from the stereo. My BFF may resist at first, but I'm sure I can coax him over to your place with a plate of barbeque ribs and a couple of drinks. The only thing that may stump Steve is the threat of globalthermonuclear war, but all other computer maladies should be gravy.