Jason says "read this blog!"
Just when I'm about to sign the DNR papers for this blog something comes along and inspires me to write another post. One of these days Jason Segel will come to his senses and beg me to befriend him. I just hope he isn't waiting to see the 365th reason. It may take years.



365 Reasons Why...An Explanation

Well, hello there (said in a very sexy voice). You're looking quite lovely today. Welcome to my blog. Feel free to take off your shoes and get comfortable, maybe leave a comment or two. This started out as kind of a funny thing to do after I blew a phone conversation with Jason, but I've found I really enjoy writing every day and researching new and interesting things about my future BFF. In January I met Jason at a comedy club and the few words we shared only reinforced my belief that he and I would get along famously. As a dear friend of mine recently said, "why wouldn't he want to be friends with you - you're awesome!" Perhaps the 365 reasons in this blog may just convince Jason of what I already know to be true: separately, our awesomeness is great; combined, it may be enough to take over the world. If you want to be one of my esteemed followers, simply click on the 'follow' button toward the bottom of the page. Come on, you know you want to.



Friday, June 11, 2010

Reason 192

Bohemian Rhapsody. The year was 1992. An extremely funny (and socially awkward) teenage girl sat in a dark theater watching Wayne and Garth with her friends on Valentine's Day weekend, not knowing she was about to have her mind blown (and get a minor case of whiplash). As hip as I was for someone growing up in suburbia in the 1980's and 90's, I had never heard Queen's classic six-minute ditty, so when those two goofy public-access hosts and their buds burst into the 'mock opera' while cruising around town, the singer in me could barely contain herself. As soon as the movie was over I convinced my friends to track down a CD of the song so we could reenact our own scene from Wayne's World. Imagine six teenagers crammed into a mid-size car with "I see a little silhouette of a man" blasting from the speakers and you'll get a strong sense of what my Saturday nights were like in high school. Yeah, I know you're jealous. Almost twenty years later I still know every single word of the song and passionately belt it out whenever my iPod shuffles it up. I have a feeling, Jason, that you are just as familiar with Freddie Mercury's bizarre, yet inspired, lyrics, and would indulge me in a sing-along and some head thrashing if the mood ever struck while we were tooling around town in my Outback. And if you happen to go a little overboard with your interpretation of the song, I will gladly rub the crick in your neck or hand you a small cup and, in my best Garth impression, tell you to spew into it. Party on, Jason!

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